People die in crime wave as liberal city leaders obsess over statues

So finally, justice has arrived. After all the rampant crime, the smash-and-grabs, the subway shovers, the brutal random murders of young women. Our leaders are finally doing something about it. 

Late Wednesday night, a statue of Theodore Roosevelt — that's a president, Kat — was removed after standing in front of the American Museum of Natural History for more than 80 years. 

Yeah, instead of removing the vagrants who've been defecating, doing drugs and assaulting people, go after the inanimate stiff — that'll make life better. 

But hey, Teddy was evil. Those glasses, that mustache — he probably wore those as a disguise while he was beating up people of color. 

So get lost, you jerk, and take your racist horse with you. And what a heroic feat to rid us of Teddy, or at least his statue — so typical of liberals to pick on something that can't hit back.